(Source: bojancilo)

(Source: brittany-snodes)

jaifkncourtney:

My RP Ships: Eli/Reese↳otp: same page

jaifkncourtney:

My RP Ships: Eli/Reese
otp: same page

admin problems: judging apps {special guest: simon cowell}

(Source: lilylunawrites)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad

(Source: fashionmia1)

kstewrpc said:
"when you put it like that, it sounds amazing, and like prison." | "oh, look at the time! it’s butt-o-clock!" | "i’m staying positive, but i’m pretty sure this is where we die." | "please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil." [Rosie to Dallas]

jaifkncourtney:

"when you put it like that, it sounds amazing, and like prison."

"Aren’t you the one who always says ‘only if we get caught’? Are you going soft on me, Rosie?"

 "oh, look at the time! it’s butt-o-clock!"

"Every time. You do that every time you grab my butt. I really wish you wouldn’t grab my butt."

 "i’m staying positive, but i’m pretty sure this is where we die."

"We’ve come too far to give up now! Look we’ve both got powers, and this is nothing… right?"

"please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil."

"But Grams made this for me. Are you going to tell her that her taste in color is bad? She thought orange and brown was great for Fall!"

why does everyone assume
that angels must have fallen?
some of them might have
jumped

right out of heaven (via empressium)
kstewrpc said:
"you are so weird. can you ever just leave the room like a normal person?" | "i don’t want a refund on you." | "i’m not convinced i know how to read, i’ve just memorized a lot of words." | "why are you wearing a suit? did you just apply for a loan or something?" [GELENAAAA]

jaifkncourtney:

"you are so weird. can you ever just leave the room like a normal 
person?"

"Where’s the fun in that? Fuck normal people. And now, I’m gonna leave in nothing but my underwear. You’re welcome!"

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"i don’t want a refund on you."

"Good, because you broke me, and I’m not under warranty. Can’t get a refund even if you wanted."

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"i’m not convinced i know how to read, i’ve just memorized a lot of 
words."

"Isn’t that what reading is? looking at all the words your memorized and turning them into sentences? You’re falling asleep, loser. Just go to bed."

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"why are you wearing a suit? did you just apply for a loan or 
something?"

"Nope. Just a funeral."

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generalsecretaryofthecpp:

punkisdecedied:

HOW TO WRITE A CONVINCING ESSAY

It’s too late. It’s far too late for me to use this.

halfbloodprincestale:

"you’re a slytherin?? isn’t that the evil house?"image

(Source: theferocity)